Tag: funny
group name: whatisyourstory
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August 12, 2008 06:28 AM EDT --
My memorable family moment takes place my senior year in college, and at this point in my life, my friends were my family. It was Thanksgiving break, and my friend Laura and I both ended up staying . . . more
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January 25, 2008 01:09 PM EST --
When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall . . . more
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November 27, 2007 07:27 AM EST --
My memoir, Don't Shoot! I'm Just the Avon Lady! is now available to order! Thank you to my publisher, Menendez Publishing ! A few of the many funny and touching stories in my memoir appeared . . . more
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November 15, 2007 06:07 PM EST --
Hello my name is Denise and I am a Gather HOLIC.
Gather started as a fun thing to pass time with
then I started getting on more often
then staying on longer and longer
The rewards were . . . more
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January 08, 2008 07:28 AM EST --
It takes 46 muscles to frown . . . but it only takes 4 to flip them the bird!
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April 28, 2008 01:10 PM EDT --
My guy friend & I were out driving the other day, listening to the radio. A new song started... and my friend smiled...
And he said, "Oh, this is the new one by Swaylor Tift!"
I just . . . more
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January 07, 2008 03:49 PM EST --
Here are some things that I've learned from my cat:
1. There's always time for playing.
2. No really doesn't mean no. It just means not right now. After a few minutes you can do . . . more
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June 10, 2008 04:51 PM EDT --
This morning, when I got home from work, I thought I might starve to death.
In light of that, I decided to make some toast.
As I proceeded to toast my bread, I turned around ~~ just for an instant. . . . more
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January 21, 2008 11:48 PM EST --
Today, I was exceedingly irritated by one of the 419 scams in my inbox. I decided to mess with the guy a bit, and see where it got me. I posted it on MySpace, thinking I was pretty clever.
However, . . . more
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January 25, 2008 01:41 PM EST --
Important notice to parents - tell your children in an emergency not to call 911.
There is a new emergency response system being installed across the USA. Right now it is being used on a . . . more
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February 22, 2008 10:19 AM EST --
Several of you who read my article yesterday enjoyed the stupid quotes and requested more. I'm only too happy to oblige. Here are a couple more stupid quotes for you. Let's explore . . . more
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November 07, 2007 04:13 PM EST --
Instructions:
1. Put Your I Tunes, windows media player etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. . . . more
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December 31, 2007 08:43 PM EST --
I offer these with my sincere apologies to anyone on gather with real psychic capabilites. I also encourage you to join in with your own crystal-ball visions of what's going to happen in the coming . . . more
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December 26, 2007 07:35 AM EST --
Author's Note: There are several other pieces to this story. Depending on reader interest, I may be persuaded to post them.
_____________________
Sometimes opportunity . . . more
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March 08, 2008 07:32 AM EST --
Giggles, chuckles or
full-throated laughter
not a miss in a week
often thought after !
No fall from the sky
to say why ...........
You fall into . . . more
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November 09, 2007 08:22 PM EST --
I am addicted to digital photography! I take way to many photos and even had to buy an external hard drive to store all my photos! I am hoping for a new digital camera or camcorder this holiday season. . . . more
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October 30, 2007 12:00 PM EDT --
Dancing leaves like paper gliders
Apple Bobbing sweet spiced Cider
dreams about the autumn Fairy
funny goblins that are rarely scary
leaf fun and children's laughter
Hay Rides and the kisses . . . more
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January 11, 2008 01:00 PM EST --
Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I
expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 . . . more
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June 12, 2008 01:49 PM EDT --
Ah, summer sunshine
dry white hot yellow heat wave
ah, summer; skin cancer.
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June 12, 2008 04:50 PM EDT --
Do you get oddly shaped bruises & sores... or birthmarks?
I got one the other day & it was shaped like Mickey Mouse! ;)
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